- me: i like that
- me: *looks at price tag*
- me: i don't like that anymore
K but I literally can’t clean my fucking floors without my neighbour complaining about scented products. Too bad, get a nose plug and an allergy pill cuz I’m entirely over it. My apartment smells like a fresh mountain breeze and it will continue to for the rest of the day. DEAL WITH IT.
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
A SPIDER JUST CRAWLED ON ME. IN MY BED.