on the ability to breathe through one’s nose
It has become one of those things that other people are graced with and I am not.
This is absolutely ridiculous.
story of my life. thanks, allergies.
wtf do white feminists try to make women feel like theyre deluded tools of patriarchy for enjoying penis-in-vagina sex?
i hate coming across these bullshit articles. like, really, bitch? no one feels anything? perhaps you should say YOU dont. speak for your damn self. talmbout clitoral stimulation is actually the end all be all (it is great, yes).
well, do you know every womans preferences, hoe? i would genuinely pick PIV over anything else if i can only pick one thing. and its not *psychosomatic*, or confusion…nope. i know my own body.
making PIV the end all be all for everyone is terrible. but come the fuck on. these hoes wanna police your sex life worse than the man. and they get away w it quite often.
wtf?
- what the box says: serves four
- what it means: serves me
venting time
things that are pissing me off today, because why not:
- waiting. it’s torture. i just want all the answers NOW. now now now.
- people who interrupt constantly because they can’t get enough of the sound of their own loud voices. did you really just cut my friend off and barge into the conversation while she was in the middle of a sentence because you think you’re that important? cuz if so, you’re mistaken.
- sitting in a meeting for 15 minutes having to listen to people talking about the smell of poo in the bathrooms at work and whether people would use the smell-reducing toilet drops, and has anyone tried them, and do they work, and do you have to put it in the toilet before or after you shit, and what about the air circulaton i mean it’s really bad we should call the landlord, wow poo smells awful when i have you know, actual work to be doing.
- TWITTER. the shit i just saw on there almost made me throw up. sometimes it’s really awesome not to know someone anymore cuz they are just as disgusting as you thought they might be based on the fucked up way they treated you in the past like some trophy, but then you thought you might be overreacting… nope, suspicion confirmed - there is no such thing as too far with some people.
- the fact that i can’t even think straight at work because it’s a good 30C in there and has been for the past 2 weeks.
- cats. how does my cat still have a UTI after 2 months? he is now on antidepressants for it. how does that even make sense. i give up. i love him but i am never getting another cat ever.
- how far away so many people i love are from me right now.
- how far away ANYONE I WANT TO BANG is from me right now.
- my utter lack of motivation to do a goddamn thing except wait these days. it’s become my other full-time job.
- taylor. fucking. swift.
- the fact that i hate all my summer clothes. all of them. why don’t i go shopping? oh right, there’s nowhere to do that in this city.
- the news told me today that someone mailed a human FOOT to the conservative party HQ today. who the fuck on this planet that thinks that’s funny? who is missing a foot? that is just all kinds of creepy. especially after this absurd miami face-eating incident. wtf.
- fetishization/racism. can i please just have a moment to rage at the fact that every fucking white person i ever talk to about anyone i have dated/might date/might have ever so much as flirted with who is not white says some stupid ass shit like “ohhh you must like black guys eh? ahaha, i wonder why!” NO YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, i liked a guy so i talked to him. much the same way i would talk to a white guy, an asian guy, etc. the other day someone even said to me “you’d date a NATIVE guy? ew!” WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? why is everyone racist? if you’re the type of person who would ever say that shit to my face don’t be surprised if i slap you.
- people who come to work and bring their political views with them and toss them around work like anyone fucking cares or as if it’s appropriate. you don’t like gay marriage? awesome, go not like it at home before i file a grievance on your inappropriate ass.
i could go on all night so i’ll stop.
"privileged kids go to counseling, poor kids go to jail."
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—judge mathis, speaking the truth (via thatprettyoddfeminist)
facts on facts on facts
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His ass normally says some problematic shit but I agree with this!!!
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"I don’t think it’s terribly controversial to note that women, from a young age, are required to consider the reality of the opposite gender’s consciousness in a way that men aren’t. This isn’t to say that women don’t often misunderstand, mistreat, and stereotype men, both in literature and in life. But on a basic level, functioning in society requires that women register that men are fully conscious; it is not really possible for a woman to throw up her hands and write men off as eternally unknowable space aliens — and even if she says she has, she cannot really behave as though she has. Every element of her life — from reading books about boys and men to writing papers about the motivations of male characters to being attentive to her own safety to navigating most any institutional or professional or economic sphere — demands an ironclad familiarity with, and belief in, the idea that men really are fully human entities. And no matter how many men come to the same conclusions about women, the structure of society simply does not demand so strenuously that they do so. If you didn’t really deep down believe that women were, in general, exactly as conscious as you, you could probably still get by in life. You could probably still get a book deal. You could probably still get elected to office."
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(via literarynerd)Jennifer duBois, Writing Across Gender
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